Spooky!

Tomorrow is when I open up my annual “Kevin’s Spooky Bound-and-Gagged Ride in the Trunk Way out into the Country Frightfest!  With Frights!”  This year promises to be so scary that you won’t even be able to remember enough details to give to the authorities!  Because of the trauma.

Don’t bother buying a ticket; the ride’s free!  If you’re interested in the Frightfest, hang around your house alone wearing your undies with all of the lights off.  Leave your doors unlocked.