When I Was a Kid...
…we trick or treated on Halloween night. Not one day before Halloween, and not two days before Halloween.
HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
So I’m sorry if I don’t have any candy, kids…it isn’t actually Halloween.
Fucking Utah.

…we trick or treated on Halloween night. Not one day before Halloween, and not two days before Halloween.
HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
So I’m sorry if I don’t have any candy, kids…it isn’t actually Halloween.
Fucking Utah.