My Plan to Become Beloved
I’m moderately well-liked, in general, on the various social networks I’ve used over the years. But I’ve never been one of those must-follow people. Something about me, or my personality, or my posts, or maybe even my face, stops people before they cross that line. The beloved line.
Well, this is all about to change, because my goal for the next year of Tumbling is for me to become a beloved fucking Tumblr personality, right up there with that one guy, and the chick with the things, and that other chick with the face. I’m going to chisel my face onto Mount Tumblmore right next to the dude with the beard and boob chick. Yes. Yes, I AM!
So hold on tight. Because the next few months are going to be full of the sort of posts that are guaranteed to earn me the beloved status that I so crave. You’re gonna be all “reblog” and “recommend” and “I knew Kevin when”.
Everybody’s gonna want to come chill in this lighthouse, bitches.
(Calling my followers “bitches” is step one to becoming beloved. Trust me on this.)
