The Circle of Stubble
Every now and then, I get tired of maintaining the complicated facial hair styles I like to sport, and just decide to grow out my whole goddamn beard, which you can see is the decision I made the other day. The beard is growing in earnest. Then, after a few weeks, I get tired of looking like everybody’s liberal uncle who drinks too much and lost tenure at the university for fingering a freshman in his office between classes, and I shave it all off again and start the process anew. The hair on top of my head goes through a similar cycle, and in fact I am currently attempting, with equal determination, to grow that out a bit, too. Wish me luck. I hope to look like a sexy Zach Galifianakis in a couple months.
