Seriously?

Who remembers or keeps addresses and contact information for previous residences and landlords?  I can’t even remember the streets my last two places were on.

FUCKING PAPERWORK.

I should just go live in a cave.  You have no idea how much I goddamn hate this.  The landlady here WANTS to rent to me, why do I have to fill all of this crap out?

WHY?  HUH?

WHY?