The Day in Out-of-Context Quotes
“Ow! Fuck you, Colgate!”
“She’s shorter than you, but you’re tinier. If you took a person 5’ 8” or so, and shrunk her down proportionally, eventually you would have you.”
“If you have intercourse standing up, while both of you are dressed like fishermen, you will have a boy.”
“You hurt my feelings. I’m taking your number out of my cell phone.”
“When I think of them having sex, it isn’t heartbreaking. It just sort of grosses me out.”
“There’s a large Shrek plush doll lying at the edge of the yard, face down in the dirt and the leaves, and it’s just so incredibly sad.”
