Activites Now Open to Me and My Full Beard
Mystery-solving
Pipe-smoking
Whale hunting
Intergenerational affair-having
Film directing
Philosophizing
Psychiatry
Child-scaring
and
Blazer-wearing
I’m looking forward to my exciting, new bearded life!

Mystery-solving
Pipe-smoking
Whale hunting
Intergenerational affair-having
Film directing
Philosophizing
Psychiatry
Child-scaring
and
Blazer-wearing
I’m looking forward to my exciting, new bearded life!