I Had This Dream...

…that I was reading the chud.com print edition (?), and they had a section on “bloggers to watch,” and I was on their list, identified as “sogoddamn,” and they printed a random sentence from one of my posts as a sample of my style (it wasn’t even funny), and the moral of this tale is that I spend a LOT of time on the Internet and am apparently starving for some kind of validation.