Top Ten Tweet Thingy

pikkutiikeri:

cathairtumbleweeds:

I discovered this. Here are the subjects of my top ten most-liked tweets:

my fat ass
sex
drugs
poop
hipsters
hipsters
sex
my fat ass
cursing
cursing

So basically I need to write a joke about poop coming out of my fat ass onto a cursing hipster on drugs having sex. Hmm…

Oh god, mine would be:
pirates
my clumsiness
sex
sex
sex
pantslessness (sex)
priests
sex
my clumsiness
being unemployed

I’d rather not think about the jokes I should be writing.

This is a fun thing to do.  My “top ten” subjects are:

Pooping
Movies
Aggression
Narcissism
Debt
Masturbation (female)
Feeling shitty
Semen
Sharks
Housework

A more varied list of subjects than the two ladies produced, if I do say.  I couldn’t even begin to craft the “ultimate Twitter joke” out of those themes, but I invite you to try.