A Great Deluge

I have peed so many times today.  Apparently, my body thinks I drank a kegload of beer last night, but I didn’t even pop the cap on a single bottle.  What is it, body?  What are you trying to tell me?  Is there an emergency?  Is Timmy trapped in the old mine?

Pee count:

  • Once in the toilet (epic)
  • A second time in the toilet (also epic)
  • Once in the shower (not so epic, but fun)

And I’ve only been up for about three and a half hours!  How much more peeing does the day have in store for me?  I can hardly wait to find out!

(Also, I pooped once, but that’s totally in keeping with my usual routine, so it will not be counted in this waste-voiding saga in the making.  If I shit four more times today, we’ll talk.)

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