A Great Deluge
I have peed so many times today. Apparently, my body thinks I drank a kegload of beer last night, but I didn’t even pop the cap on a single bottle. What is it, body? What are you trying to tell me? Is there an emergency? Is Timmy trapped in the old mine?
Pee count:
- Once in the toilet (epic)
- A second time in the toilet (also epic)
- Once in the shower (not so epic, but fun)
And I’ve only been up for about three and a half hours! How much more peeing does the day have in store for me? I can hardly wait to find out!
(Also, I pooped once, but that’s totally in keeping with my usual routine, so it will not be counted in this waste-voiding saga in the making. If I shit four more times today, we’ll talk.)
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