Bachelor Living Like a Boss

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Last night, barring some sort of crazy series of events, was the last time that Jill and I will ever sleep under the same roof.  She packed up her bed today, and she and her kid went to stay at her parents’ house for the next month or so.  In keeping with tradition, the first thing I did was order a whole mess of pizza.  The next thing I do will probably be an epic session of masturbation.  I’d watch some action movies or Westerns or something to complete the hat trick of bachelorhood, but I don’t feel like bothering with hooking up the tv.

Soon I’ll be moving in with another woman (worry not, my friends…there is no relationship or sexual tension with this woman, although she does have an amazing ass), but for the rest of this week, it’s all porn, pizza, and sporadic showering.

Mmm, these breadsticks are so bad for me!