Anonymous asked:

Have you ever tried to suck your dick? Are you limber enough?

Naturally, I have tried.  I am male, and I was a teenager once; an especially limber teenager, as it turns out, because I managed to slip the head in exactly once.  I don’t know what voodoo was in the air that night in my middle-school bedroom, but I went over the top, and it was amazing.

Never since, alas.  Luckily, I’ve been able to find women to do it for me upon occasion.