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I should listen to this sexy shemale.  From now on, I’m taking all of my advice from hot chicks with dicks.  They know where it’s at.

Seriously, though, I didn’t mean to alarm anybody.  I confused “Truthful Tuesday” with “Bleak Reality Tuesday”.  It’s a common mistake.

Here’s a (slightly) less depressing truth: I like the Underworld movies.

Discuss.

EDIT: How much is it bothering me that the black box over her tits doesn’t have a period at the end of the sentence, but the box over her cock does?  A lot.  It bothers me a lot.