I should listen to this sexy shemale. From now on, I’m taking all of my advice from hot chicks with dicks. They know where it’s at.
Seriously, though, I didn’t mean to alarm anybody. I confused “Truthful Tuesday” with “Bleak Reality Tuesday”. It’s a common mistake.
Here’s a (slightly) less depressing truth: I like the Underworld movies.
Discuss.
EDIT: How much is it bothering me that the black box over her tits doesn’t have a period at the end of the sentence, but the box over her cock does? A lot. It bothers me a lot.

