100 Posts Away

My 1000th post will be in exactly 100 posts (well, 99 now that I’ve posted this).

How to celebrate?

  • Picks of my cock? (Probably not.)
  • Shout-outs to my favorite Tumblrs?  (Perhaps.)
  • Some other special event I haven’t thought of yet? (Undoubtedly.)

Assuming I don’t blink and actually miss the big to-do altogether, do you guys have any ideas for how to commemorate this monument to wasted life?