Tumblr Lessons
Things learned:
- Posting about your follower count is an unpardonable sin, and it will really offend people who probably have a lower one than you do.
- Posting explicit pornography or perversion squicks people out. “Erotic photography” is A-OK, however.
- Attempts to craft your own amusing images will not be appreciated as much as a Harry Potter joke that’s been around the Internet a dozen times.
- All men on Tumblr are creepy perverts; the women are all filthy floozies.
- The odds of Tumblr going down are directly proportional to how badly you want to post something hilarious.
- Tumblr loves talking about itself.
- Tumblr has been discovered by Facebook/MySpace jerkoffs who are doing their noble best to ruin the vibe here. This is an essential part of a social network’s life cycle.
- This will probably get more notes than anything I’ve posted all week.
Here’s a picture of a kitten:
