New Digs

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Here are my new digs.  You may note that I have a bed in this room, and I slept on it with a vengeance last night.  That bed had never been slept in as hard as I slept in it.  This morning, things were sort of awkward between us as a result.  I hope it’s not feeling too sore about things, because I fully plan to sleep on it even harder tonight, possibly after masturbating in it.  Bed, your life has changed, so you’d better get used to it.