New Digs
Here are my new digs. You may note that I have a bed in this room, and I slept on it with a vengeance last night. That bed had never been slept in as hard as I slept in it. This morning, things were sort of awkward between us as a result. I hope it’s not feeling too sore about things, because I fully plan to sleep on it even harder tonight, possibly after masturbating in it. Bed, your life has changed, so you’d better get used to it.
