My Roommate Has Never Seen STAR WARS
She says that she has “proudly” never seen it, because it’s so over-hyped. How do you know it’s over-hyped if you’ve never seen it?
I mean, yeah, it is, but she doesn’t know that. You have to see Star Wars. You have to. If you want to understand any pop culture from the last 30 years, you need to see fucking Star Wars. Not because it’s a “great” movie (it’s really not…The Empire Strikes Back is, but that is a discussion for another time), because it’s an important movie.
She is also Star Trek ignorant, which is an even worse crime in my eyes. “Wasn’t that a series on TV, too?” she asked.
NO, HEATHER, IT WAS FIVE DAMN SERIES ON TV.
I’m going to fix this. I’m going to fix her.
OKAY, HEATHER? I KNOW YOU READ MY BLOG. I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON.
