I Need to Buy New Sheets for This Bed
It still feels like the bed of a middle-schooler, which lends a certain awkwardness to the sort of epic self-abuse I get up to regularly these days. All the pornography in the world can’t drown out the creeping realization that your jacking off on the same sheets a 10-year-old girl used to sleep on.
I’ll be taking care of that as soon as possible.
