Pringles Lies

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Look at that chip.  Does that look like a mozzarella stick and marinara chip to you?  No, it doesn’t.  Interesting fact: it doesn’t taste like one, either.

So either somebody fucked up at the factory, or Pringles is blatantly lying about the flavors of their “potato crisps”.  (It could be possible that my taste buds are losing their sensitivity, due to my crippling sandpaper-licking habits.)

But seriously, I expected these to literally EXPLODE WITH FLAVOR ALL OVER MY FACE LIKE A TGI FRIDAY’S BUKKAKE OF DEEP-FRIED GOODNESS.

They just taste like Pringles.

The hell.