Controversy!
Okay, not really. I just thought I’d mention that I think I’m sorta coming around to being attracted to Britney Spears again. It’s been a long road, lotta twists and turns, but I think I’m finally secure enough in my feelings to make this announcement:
Britney, I would be totally comfortable fucking you and jizzing on your tits.
This is a major breakthrough for me. Go ahead and cry if you need to. I want you all to feel safe enough to cry.
