Controversy!

Okay, not really.  I just thought I’d mention that I think I’m sorta coming around to being attracted to Britney Spears again.  It’s been a long road, lotta twists and turns, but I think I’m finally secure enough in my feelings to make this announcement:

Britney, I would be totally comfortable fucking you and jizzing on your tits.

This is a major breakthrough for me.  Go ahead and cry if you need to.  I want you all to feel safe enough to cry.