What "I love you" Doesn't Mean
“I love you” doesn’t mean:
- “Thank you for providing me with a temporary distraction from my shitty job/family/social life.”
- “It’s fun looking at your penis.”
- “It sure is nice pretending to be in love.”
- “You’ll do until a guy I’m actually serious about comes along.”
- “Haha! You’re funny!”
- “Since you’re just a person on the Internet, I place no value in your feelings, nor mine, whatsoever, so I can ignore you as I see fit, date other guys, and I won’t feel at all bad about it.”
Ladies: if you’re ever concerned about whether to say, “I love you” to somebody, especially if you met them online, please refer to this post. If you need me to tell you what it actually does mean, you’re beyond help and should probably go live in a goddamn cave where you can’t continue to hurt anybody.
