Three Kinds (This Is about Poop)

So: the sort of poop that comes out of you in one long, unbroken piece and goes straight down the toilet’s “throat”.  You all know what I’m talking about.  There are three sort of people in the world:

  1. Those that aren’t even aware of this phenomenon, because they never look and think you’re weird for doing so.  These people are exceedingly strange.
  2. The people who emotionlessly regard such a turd, with maybe a “Huh” as their only reaction.
  3. Those who look down and think, “Yeah!  Choke on it, bitch!”

I’m not going to reveal which type of person I am, but I bet you all can guess.

(This post brough to you by FANCY TECHNOLOGY!)