The Primary Dilemma of the Internet
Every once in awhile, I encounter a personality on Tumblr or elsewhere, and think, “Wow, this person would be really awesome to hang out with!” Most often, this person is a woman, since I generally am not a “hanging out with guys” sort of guy. But then I realize something terrible: the lady I would enjoy hanging with is exactly the sort of woman I have a tendency to fall for, and since she already has a steady boyfriend, that would make any hanging out into an opera of soaring heights and crushing lows, of both joy and anguish in equal measure.
I’m not talking about any of you, specifically, unless you’re Michelle, in which case I totally am. (Haha! JSOK*.)
I’m not saying I couldn’t behave myself in these situation. I understand boundaries; I’m all about boundaries. I’m saying that the behaving myself would be AGONY. By the way: this is the way that every man on Earth feels. Now you know, ladies, so stop stop being so damn attractive.
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*Just Sort Of Kidding
