Winona Ryder Doesn't Use the Internet

Apparently, she is completely baffled by it and doesn’t read blogs or anything.  She said this in an interview.

I think this is a good time to mention that I still have a massive crush on Winona Ryder, and it’s nice to see her in movies again, and I’d love to ejaculate on her face while she recites lines from Heathers.

If anybody else out there has something they’ve always wanted to say about Winona Ryder, now’s the time, kids.  Don’t worry, it’s like insulting the Amish on the Internet: your target will never read it.

Anyway, yeah: let’s make raunchy sex, Spock’s mom.  I’ll let you do things to me that are not right.