I Think the Person Who Had My Number before Me Is Dead
so the person who had your number before you is no longer thought to be a woman? didn’t you think it was a woman before?
Did I? I don’t know. I think I was just using the gender-neutral “he” there. Here’s what I know about the previous owner of my number:
- Loves sushi
- Knows somebody in Oregon
- Sucks at communicating with friends
Not enough to really nail down the gender, although I think men are generally more into sushi, just because there’s some sort of bullshit machismo associated with it: “Put some more wasabi on this raw fish, motherfuckers!”
I’ll update you further as this mystery unfolds.
