I Think the Person Who Had My Number before Me Is Dead

so the person who had your number before you is no longer thought to be a woman? didn’t you think it was a woman before?

Did I?  I don’t know.  I think I was just using the gender-neutral “he” there.  Here’s what I know about the previous owner of my number:

  • Loves sushi
  • Knows somebody in Oregon
  • Sucks at communicating with friends

Not enough to really nail down the gender, although I think men are generally more into sushi, just because there’s some sort of bullshit machismo associated with it: “Put some more wasabi on this raw fish, motherfuckers!”

I’ll update you further as this mystery unfolds.