mowgli3 replied to your post: I Think the Person Who Had My Number before Me Is…

I believe the person who had my number before was someone named “Weelo” (that’s what it sounds like?), and may have also been a drug dealer. I have received any number of phone calls between 1-3 AM, asking if I can hook them up with “some stuff.”

No, that’s me.  “Weelo” is my pet name for you, and “stuff” is your vagina.  I get really lonely late at night.

Jeez, lady.