Ugh.

This is terrible, right?  I mean, I’m not just being a sourpuss, am I?  This looks like a fucking unbearable festival of mugging, right?

Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack shtick is starting to wear about as thin as Dudley Moore’s drunk routine in Arthur 2: On the Rocks.

I miss that risky young actor that everybody was excited about.  Now he’s just a Disney caricature of “eccentricity” that they can easily market to the Wal-Mart crowd.

Not even Ian McShane will get me into the theater for this atrocity.