Ugh.
This is terrible, right? I mean, I’m not just being a sourpuss, am I? This looks like a fucking unbearable festival of mugging, right?
Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack shtick is starting to wear about as thin as Dudley Moore’s drunk routine in Arthur 2: On the Rocks.
I miss that risky young actor that everybody was excited about. Now he’s just a Disney caricature of “eccentricity” that they can easily market to the Wal-Mart crowd.
Not even Ian McShane will get me into the theater for this atrocity.
