She Has a Name
Just got another text for the mysterious previous owner of my phone number.
It began: “Corrine!”
So, it turns out that the previous owner was a woman, not a man, after all. Unless the sender is actually named Corinne, and she likes to start every text by enthusiastically communicating this fact, but that would be very strange.
So, I now know the following about my number’s previous owner:
Her name is Corrine.
She loves sushi.
She has a friend in Oregon.
She has a friend named Cadwell.
She has just been invited to a Christmas party.
I will soon know every aspect of this woman’s life. I am the world’s most accomplished passive stalker.
