Before the Internet...
…how did people find out about deviant sexual activities? For instance, I never would have know that women are sexy when they pee if not for the good ol’ Internet waking me up to this fact. Sure, porn existed before the Internet, but it wasn’t always so easily accessible as it was starting in the 70s.
My theory? They had newsreels devoted to this very subject that they showed at special “adults only” midnight shows.
Imagine a newsreel voice:
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America! Turning our eyes to Paris, we see the latest trend in marital relations! The women there seem to enjoy taking deliveries in the “back door”! It feels great, they say, and none of that pesky pregnancy! And the men can’t get enough of it. “I’ll never go back to the old way,” says this frisky Parisian!
But what does this activity bode for American birthrates and exceptional moral character? Personally, this reporter says, “No, thank you, Francoise, the Misses and I will continue to make love the American way! And you can keep those sinful condoms, too!”
That’s it for this chapter, ladies and gentemen! Enjoy your movie!
