My Christmas Message

Everybody else is doing it, so why not me?

I’ve noticed that the word “love” is popping up in a lot of these greetings: “I love all you guys,” “I love my followers,” “Thank you for all the love,” etc.

Well, I don’t love any of you.  I like a lot of you a whole bunch, and I’m sexually attracted to many of you, but no…not love.  Love means a particular thing, not just that you’re really fond of somebody.  I wonder if anybody actually understands that?

I don’t know any of you well enought to love you, but you’re all nice people.  You make every day funnier than it would be without you, and I hope you all have a nice holiday.

But I don’t love you.  We’re not in middle school anymore: we’re adults who should know what that word really means.

Happy Holidays.