Neglected Tweet Roundup: 12.19.10 - 12.25.10

My weekly roundup of the tweets that didn’t get as much love as I thought they deserved.

  • I can already tell that I’m gonna waste this day like an undercover cop. Whoa. Mafia flashback.
  • My roommate’s making dinner for me. I haven’t checked to see if she’s barefoot, but everything appears to be in order otherwise.
  • The deliciousness of my lunch can best be communicated thusly: “Here I come, Elizabeth!”
  • Does anybody know where I can get a wheelbarrow and some quicklime and some counseling for my catastrophic attraction to plus-sized hookers?

This has been the neglected tweet roundup for December 25, 2010.