Neglected Tweet Roundup 12-26-10 through 01-01-10

Here are the tweets for the previous week that I don’l feel got enough love:

  • THIS JUST IN: My finger. More news from the left nostril as it develops.
  • Thanks for all of the love over the holidays. You guys are the best hands ever.
  • “Catwoman and I were FIGHTING, honey! When two people punch each other, it’s called FIGHTING.”
  • Next Christmas will be spent in the company of people who love me if I have to hold them at gunpoint.
  • I went out walking in a proverbial “winter wonderland” earlier, but someone dumped a “frigid pile of shitland” on it when I wasn’t looking.
  • I’m starting to think that Roy Scheider lied to us all about how great 2010 was going to be.