40's around the Corner

I hate to keep reminding you, but since you’re all down to exactly one day to aquire or concoct something for my 40th birthday, which is tomorrow, I figured you might need a heads-up.  I’ll take anything: messages, questions, slutty photos, birthday texts, raunchy birthday texts…I’m not picky.  Email and actual addresses and telephone numbers can be provided for you special few.

Spread a little joy tomorrow.  I need some.