This'll Work
It is very obvious that the reason my Tumblr is not more crush-worthy is that I am not either an attractive woman or a young man with an upper body seemingly carved from solid mahogany. Sex sells, as they say.
To that end, whenever the need arises to represent myself visually on these pages, I’ll be using the following stand-in: sexually appealing adult performer Miss Charmane Star.
For all intents and purposes, that is me now. Remember that the next time you’re wondering if you should like or reblog something of mine, or whether my blog is of a high enough quality to recommend. “Oh, yeah,” you’ll think, “Kevin is a beautiful Asian slut. I should totally let everybody know that he’s my friend.”
ALWAYS THINKING.
