Conservatives, Tea Partiers, Whatever...
…please explain the appeal of Sarah Palin. Is there one? Is she “popular” as anything but a reliably quotable train-wreck of ignorance? Because, you know, she hurts your conservative cause every time she opens her stupid, stupid mouth. I hope you are all aware of that. Nobody will take even the most reasonable aspects of your platform (whatever they may happen to be) seriously as long as you are pinning your hopes for 2012 to this idiot.
On the one hand, I hope you guys are gullible enough to actually run this fool as your GOP White House hopeful in 2012. On the other, it would spell the ultimate degradation of our political process if somebody as ill-qualified as Palin, whose only familiarity with the Constitution is as something to name-check in her ignorant speeches and Facebook posts, gets within baby-kissing distance of the Oval Office.
You know why John McCain seems so angry lately? Because it’s the only way he can deal with the guilt he feels for giving Sarah Palin a ticket to the national political stage. Poor old bastard.
