You Realize...
…that if you can wake up one morning and be a different Zodiac sign because the planets “shifted” or whatever, that’s the greatest argument yet for astrology being absolutely full of shit. I mean, what, is your personality supposed to change overnight, too? What about all that garbage you’ve been told by astrologists before this event? Are you supposed to ignore all that because it’s for the “wrong” star-sign?
Why does anybody even give two shits about this? Are you afraid it’s gonna put a hiccup in your hook-up game the next time you’re at the meat market?
