Kevin Presents a Solution
You know how it is. You’re sitting around, fresh out of the shower, playing around with your new camera or phone, when suddenly, you’re all, “Wow! That is an excellent photograph of my tits/vagina/taint/ass! If only I had somebody to send this to who would really appreciate it!”
Look no farther, ladies! My email inbox, at kneelsonofjorel@gmail.com, is open at all times for grateful receipt of any and all smutty images that would scandalize your “decent” friends.
Never again need you despair for a horny pervert to share your intimate photos with! Kevin is your answer! If you like, you can even use an anonymizer so that I’ll never even know who sent them! That’s how committed I am to providing you with a safe and respectful repository for pictures of your nude body.
Having a surplus of photos of her vagina is one of the number-one problems facing the modern woman today. But now there’s a solution!
Kevin’s email.
Open 24 hours a day, for your concenience, and peace of mind.
