Attention All the Ladies in the Place!

For offer: five (5) photographs of my erection for the first five women who respond via private message to this once-in-a-lifetime offer (offer limited only by your perceived trustworthiness and whether or not you are actually related to me).  Is Kevin serious, or is he just doing one of his jokey-pervy things that amuse him so?

Ladies, there’s only one way to find out.*

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*Yes, of course I’m kidding.  What sort of a guy would I be if I just gave out pics of my junk to everybody?**

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**Am I kidding, though, really?  Maybe I’m actually sort of serious!  Maybe I want to have it both ways.  Maybe I need some plausible deniability in case this whole thing blows up in my face.***

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***Or maybe I’m just hoping that some of you horny ladies will treat me to some hot pics in return.  Man, this is complicated.****

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****Do what you will.  I’ll be bored with this by tomorrow, anyway.*****

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*****This footnote was really unnecessary.