You Are All Aware That This Exists, Yes?
Snooki wrote a fuckin’ novel. I haven’t even written a novel, but then again, I haven’t been coldcocked on MTV, either. I have never watched Jersey Shore, but I did flip through a few pages of this at Wal-Mart last night (is there a purer American leisure activity than reading a Snooki novel at Wal-Mart?), and trust me, this shit is hilarious. I don’t know how much was legitimately written by her vs. ghostwritten, but the point is, the only thing that kept me from buying this right fucking then was that I don’t have a 17 bucks I can spare at the moment. Some trainwrecks are too precious to ignore.
That is the tragedy of my current life situation: too broke to buy a goddamn Snooki novel.
