I Wonder...
…when I officially become too old to lust after young women. I’d hate to wind up like this guy (not because he’s fucking a cute young girl, but because he’s fucking her as a novelty). The young ladies I know generally tolerate and/or reciprocate my flirting. Is that because I still appear younger than my years, or because I’m old enough that I don’t seem like a threat?
These are the thoughts that run thought my head whenever I tell a young woman on the Internet, innocently enough, that a photo of her is pretty. Which thoughts run through hers? I fear the imaginary scenario is something similar to the above, and not in a hot, silverback-fetish masturbatory fashion.
You should know, ladies, that when I flirt with you, I’m experiencing a crisis of self-doubt. You should take pity on me, preferably through the sending of nude photos, which I can then compliment in a more personal manner without the risk of social awkwardness.
