Family Frames

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You’ve seen frames like this, right?  They make them for grandparents, sisters, cousins, babies, other babies, you name it, and they all have treacly inspirational sayings, like, “Grandchildren are something something something there are 8 billion fucking people on this planet.”

(Ooh, that’s a good one, too.)

Anyway, I’ve been thinking of starting my own line of these frames that say things like:

“Grandparents are the parents of your parents.”

or

“Children are what happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman.”

or, for parents who adopt:

“Those crackheads made a cute baby!”

Coming soon to a Hallmark near you.