Redneck Ascot?
The Boy (Jill’s son) was performing some project in the kitchen. He emerged into the living room with the waistband from a pair of jeans wrapped around his waist and affixed with the fly snap.
The Boy: I just made a fashionable belt!
Jill: I wonder where in the world you think that would be fashionable.
He went back into the kitchen, re-emerging with the strip of denim now tied around his neck.
The Boy: A redneck ascot!
