Two Conversations at Wendy's

We took Jill’s niece to Wendy’s today (because kids like Wendy’s), and during the meal we discussed the following:

Convo One

JILL: Look at that guy behind you!  I can’t decide if he’s a hobo or a dockworker.

ME (after looking): Well, since Salt Lake City doesn’t actually have any docks, I’d vote for hobo, but I don’t know…

JILL: He’s eating his fries one at a time.

ME: Ahh, making them last…or maybe he just has OCD.

JILL: He’s on foot!  If he walks toward the freeway, I’ll be totally right!  He is a hobo and not a longshoreman.

ME (laughing): If he was a longshoreman, he’d be a long way from his home state.

JILL: Maybe he hopped a boxcar and came out here, in which case, he’d be BOTH.  Ha!

Convo Two

(Jill tells a story about Fred Durst kicking her off stage years ago.)

ME: It’s because you weren’t properly star-struck.

JILL: I don’t get star-struck.

ME: Really.  Well, what if you were walking through Wal-Mart one day, and just happened to run into David Tennant and Jensen Ackles looking at vacuums together?

JILL: First of all, I’d be really disappointed that they were buying a vacuum together.

ME: It sort of ruins your fantasy threeway.

JILL: It’s not a fantasy if I’m being ignored.

There.  Now you know what we talk about in the real world.  Wasn’t that fascinating?