Two Conversations at Wendy's
We took Jill’s niece to Wendy’s today (because kids like Wendy’s), and during the meal we discussed the following:
Convo One
JILL: Look at that guy behind you! I can’t decide if he’s a hobo or a dockworker.
ME (after looking): Well, since Salt Lake City doesn’t actually have any docks, I’d vote for hobo, but I don’t know…
JILL: He’s eating his fries one at a time.
ME: Ahh, making them last…or maybe he just has OCD.
JILL: He’s on foot! If he walks toward the freeway, I’ll be totally right! He is a hobo and not a longshoreman.
ME (laughing): If he was a longshoreman, he’d be a long way from his home state.
JILL: Maybe he hopped a boxcar and came out here, in which case, he’d be BOTH. Ha!
Convo Two
(Jill tells a story about Fred Durst kicking her off stage years ago.)
ME: It’s because you weren’t properly star-struck.
JILL: I don’t get star-struck.
ME: Really. Well, what if you were walking through Wal-Mart one day, and just happened to run into David Tennant and Jensen Ackles looking at vacuums together?
JILL: First of all, I’d be really disappointed that they were buying a vacuum together.
ME: It sort of ruins your fantasy threeway.
JILL: It’s not a fantasy if I’m being ignored.
There. Now you know what we talk about in the real world. Wasn’t that fascinating?