Hey, Everybody...

Stop trying to convince everybody that you’re all about those fat girls on that body-image photo that’s going around.  I know we’re all open-minded and blah blah blah, but fat is fat.  Why is it okay for everybody to act ostentatiously disgusted when shown a photo of an overly skinny girl, but we have to pretend that an obese woman is as beautiful as a sunset?

We all have a body that we’re attracted to.  Some people even like it Shamu-sized.  But don’t try to convince me that you believe that all sizes are beautiful, because nobody really believes that.

You give any woman espousing this bullshit the choice between Mr. Beergut and Mr. Rockhardabs, and it’s not much of a mystery which one’s going to be going home with her.

I understand that there is a problem with the body image that is being sold to young women, but it can be just as damaging trying to teach them that it’s okay to weigh 400 pounds and that nobody will ever judge them.  Okay?  Do you see what I’m getting at here?

Now I’ll just sit back and wait for everybody to tell me how insensitive I am.