One Should Strive to Be like a Shark in All Things

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Before now, I never really contemplated the importance of having a stockroom that is organized into the perfect silhouette of a shark, but now I know that it is vital to keeping larger, less-well-organized predator stockrooms at bay, lest your stockroom be devoured.

Also, are those supposed to be predator stockrooms cruising by in the distance, unaware that the shark silhouette they see is actually composed of dozens of tiny little stockrooms, or are they just tiny, tiny stockrooms that are so well-organized that they are much more convincing than our ersatz shark?  Maybe we should strive to be like those guys, then.

Man, I hope our stockroom doesn’t get eaten.