When Are My Coworkers Going to Learn to Stop Talking to Me?
Somebody’s talking about another coworker going on his “mission” (in the Mormon sense), and so I mention I’ve never been on one, because I’m not a part of the Mormon church (or any church, but I didn’t mention that).
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SOMEBODY: I didn’t USED to be.
ME: What, you just went out for a heavy night of drinking, and suddenly, you were Mormon?
(assorted laughter)
ME: “Man, it’s crazy, I passed out, and next thing I know, I’m waking up in a bathtub of ice, and my kidney’s missing, and I’m MORMON!”
