Thanks a Lot, BP
If you hadn’t dumped a bunch of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, then Phillipe Cousteau, Jr., grandson of Jacques, wouldn’t be doing a bunch of interviews about it, and I wouldn’t have just been introduced to another threat to my fragile heterosexuality.
Due to the circumstances of his birth, he doesn’t have a French accent, which is probably the only reason I’m not already packing my bags for Homoville.
