Does He Make You Horny?

I was fucking around with Google Images, as I frequently do, and I wanted to get an idea what turned Google on.  So I typed in the phrase “boner inspiration”.

I received this:

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I’m not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but let me just say this: the fact that Google is sexually aroused by the image of the man who inspired Count Dracula doesn’t surprise me one little fucking bit.