Fumbly-Speak

I ate breakfast at Burger King with a friend this morning.  They have a Twilight game going there now, where if you get a certain size of drink there is a gamepiece on the cup.  The gamepiece has two scratch-off areas, and you have to choose which area to scratch.

I said, “Huh…I guess what you have to do is choose Team Edward or Team Jacob, and then rub one off.”

I paused, realized what I had just said, and then broke into hysterical laughter.