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I’ve always thought Rachel Maddow was attractive.  Not in that “oh, my god, I must penetrate this woman” sort of way, but more of a “she’s not unpleasant to look at, and she’s smart, and it would be fun to make her laugh” sort of way.  Also, she’s got a great smile.

Well, somebody dug up her high school yearbook photo and:

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Plenty of people on Huffington Post are all, “she’s just as beautiful now”, and, “I prefer her current look”, and “stop being so superficial, everybody’s beautiful in their own way, blah blah blah”, but the fact is:

She is WAY prettier in this photo, and everybody knows it.  Because I’m heterosexual (mostly), I like women to look like women and not like my D&D buddies from middle school.  I don’t honestly believe that anybody actually believes that she is more attractive now.

Liberals: it’s okay to feel more attracted to this version of Rachel Maddow.  It doesn’t make you a bad person to prefer the California blond one; it’s not a betrayal of your values.

I love Maddow, and I wouldn’t change anything about the way she chooses to present herself.  But I’d smash this version of her.  Just sayin’.